Hugs Shouldn't Involve Blood

gettingplowed:

…LMAO!

discofirefly:

Me

tvd-iron-fey-nerdy:

this is terrifying and beautiful at the same time

bestialityjoe:

Reblogging this again because it’s just that damn awesome!

My friends are awesome. Most especially my friends named Melisa.

chocolatemilkandspiderwebs:

I woke up at 7, and immediately had to hoop. No crazy tricks…just me being a dork and having way too much fun. :3

Song: “Heroin” by the Velvet Underground

What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?
Anonymous

thequeenvevo:

bbc-breaks-hearts:

rockcandypassion:

I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes

"Fanny" means vagina, not butt

No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

Pies are full of meat

This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

These are thongs

These are biscuits

Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;

THANK YOU

you people are a circus