How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this
Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”
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That pretty much sums it up. God. Fucking. Dammit. I keep lying to myself thinking I’ve got it all figured out, but I couldn’t be any further away from an answer than I am now. So tired of this feeling. I fought to keep from feeling this for 5 fucking years, and then it all comes crashing down in an instant. I don’t even know how to comprehend what I’m feeling because it’s such a foreign concept to me. I’ve been so devoid of the most basic of human emotions for the past 5 years that I don’t even know what to do anymore.
So, here I am at 2 o’clock in the morning, 7 hours before I have to be at work, trying to keep these thoughts from racing through my head so I can get some sleep. Oh well.
The Swords of free People of Middle Earth
I got bored at work.